Thursday, March 25, 2010

It Also Helps You Bang Your Head

-Colt

As I am walking across the street to my office's cafateria to purchase a hard boiled egg, an old man rolls down the window of his truck.

Old Man:Hey You!

Colt:What?

Old Man:Why is hair and beard so long?

Colt: Because the 60's happened, The Beatles invaded, and Eric Clapton told me to let it grow.

Old Man: *scowls and rolls up his window.

8 comments:

jaesi said...

uhhhh....?
all I can say is you better not cut it before the re-union. I need to see it in person :)

Jules AF said...

It makes it quite easy to identify you at the gym.

Britta said...

I know Maggie is the one that has to snuggle with you at night, but I like it. I think Sophie does too.

Maren said...

LOL! Please post a pic

Brooke said...

I'm impressed that you had such a snappy comeback. Mine are always rather slack, too-late comebacks.

Jodie Smith said...

I think this would even more amusing if you included the back story about Dale.

Jenni and Ben said...

Way to stick it to the old man bro!Don't let the seniors get you down!

Unknown said...

HAHAHHAHAHAHA, Colt, you are my hero!

my mom said something about your beard the other day and I told her "Mom, don't trash the beard. I like it. It's Colt."

Seriously though, I have a weird fascination with beards. I think they're amazing, and yours is the best I've ever seen.