Maggie: I did the yoga class today.
Colt: Oh yeah. How was it?
Maggie: It was good, I liked the new teacher. He was really good at helping me with my form.
Colt: It was a man?
Maggie: That's why I said "he." You would have hated him.
Colt: Why?
Maggie: He said things like "Point your heart towards the earth with this pose."
Colt: hmmm
Maggie:You would have ripped up his "Man Card" huh?
Colt: If any girl has drug her boyfriend/husband there before against his will...that "Man Card" is long gone.
*Please note that doing yoga or teaching does not result in automatic suspension of a "Man Card" but saying things like "let your inner self bond with the trees"(for example) will require action by a committee of men.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Yoga Man Needs a Steak
Posted by Colt at 8:47 AM
Labels: Buns of Steel, Dialogue, Man
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6 comments:
you guys crack me up! i love it.
i miss pointing my heart to the earth. i had access to free yoga in SLC. not so in TX.
namaste.
Maybe if you kidnapped yoga man and made him come on a man-venture to eat way too much greasy food, he could regain his manliness...
It certainly wouldn't hurt
I could do without the crazy-talk but guys who can pull off an hour of yoga? Very sexy.
I didnt think you could get a yoga licence AND a man card. They make you choose one or the other.
I suppose its allright as long as he doesnt try to do anything manly on a suspended mancard.
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