Things Learned from Watching a Psych Marathon

-That Cybil Shepard is still pretty hot
-That Wesley from the Princess Bride got kind of chunky, and plays an excellent master thief
-That kid who played Fulton in the Mighty Ducks turned into a psycho killer
-That I know, you know, I'm not telling the truth
-That Monk is its final season
-That I really miss the West Wing (Dule Hill, will always be Charlie to me)
-That being inside your apartment all day with the lights off, though cave like it may be, does not turn you into Batman...damn
-That I know, you know, they don't have a clue
-That showering is highly overrated, because Degree really does provide protection longer than the leading other brands
-That Monk is its final season
-That Pizza and Coke Zero are all you need to survive
-That Lassiter is the glue that holds the show together
-That maybe I should be a pretend psychic and solve mysteries
-That Corbin Bernson might be my real father
-That your worst inhibitions tend to psych you out in the end
-That Maggie going out of town kind of sucks
-That Monk is its final season

Now if you will excuse me I am going to shower, resurface, and go fight crime...or go to a movie one of the two.